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April 18, 2014 10:08 pm

It’s weird being able to legally drink here.

Thursday night turn up with mama.

April 17, 2014 11:00 pm 10:55 pm

neopiacentral:

i can’t even do a cartwheel

(via natbake3)

11:32 am

dont-touch-mysammywinchester:

aglassofgleeblesplease:

deeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaadpool:

do u ever watch movies or shows where they have a flashback to a main character’s childhood and it’s so god damn well cast that you think for a second that they built a time machine and filmed the same actor when they were a little kid

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WHAT THE FUCK

(via captain-ab-merica)

11:18 am

jaclcfrost:

do you ever start to get like really irrationally mad at people for no reason like because they’re standing around in the kitchen and won’t leave when you want to get some food or they move something you set down somewhere else or they forget to close the door when they leave like it’s just a stupid little thing but it makes you so mad

(Source: jaclcfrost, via dictatorsloth)

11:08 am 12:41 am

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via malikrevisited)

12:40 am

alzix:

I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird

(via malikrevisited)

12:40 am 12:37 am